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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Zombie Dances: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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