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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29

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