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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Divine Spears Created: 30 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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