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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated: 4633 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Farms Harvested: 319
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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