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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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