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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Crops Grown: 3650
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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