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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Chimeras Created: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Farms Harvested: 861 Zombie Dances: 10
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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