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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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