Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, it’ll make your brain feel like it’s doing the cha-cha slide in your skull. But don’t worry, that just means you’re having a good time!

Join us if you want to test your sanity with brain-rotting challenges that will leave you questioning your own existence. From building upside-down houses to fighting zombie chickens with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the brain rot is contagious! Once you join, you’ll find yourself craving more and more of the insanity that our server has to offer. So come on, join us and let’s see if your brain can handle the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Crops Grown: 4276
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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