Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, it’ll make your brain feel like it’s doing the cha-cha slide in your skull. But don’t worry, that just means you’re having a good time!

Join us if you want to test your sanity with brain-rotting challenges that will leave you questioning your own existence. From building upside-down houses to fighting zombie chickens with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, the brain rot is contagious! Once you join, you’ll find yourself craving more and more of the insanity that our server has to offer. So come on, join us and let’s see if your brain can handle the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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