Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Holy Grails Found: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 435
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Runes Activated: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 803
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Ores Mined: 7943
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Animals Bred: 58 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ores Mined: 8593 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Potions Brewed: 175 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7644 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Star Shards Collected: 165 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Runes Activated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Farms Harvested: 216

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 479
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 365 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9792

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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