Boredom SMP

Season Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Server Mode	Online Mode
Server IP	play.boredommc.com
Creative World IP	cr.boredommc.com
Version	Java Edition [1.21.3+]

Question	Answer
What type of gameplay do you offer?	We offer Pure Vanilla gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs.
Are cracked accounts supported?	No, the server is in Online Mode and does not support cracked accounts.
What can I expect from the community?	A close-knit group of respectful adults who enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Are donations pay-to-win?	No, donations are cosmetic only.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, you can access the creative server by running ‘/server creative’ in game.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2753
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2684	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Votes:	1625
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchantments Applied:	240
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	725
Vanishing Items Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Evolutionary Plant Cuisine

absence.., agricultural evolution, cuisine, culinary adventure, Culinary Creativity, culinary experience, culinary exploration, culinary innovation, Cultivate, delicious plant, evolutionary, evolve naturally, exotic cuisine, food discovery, food diversity, Gastronomy, genetic code, genetic modification, Plant, plant breeding, plant evolution, rare ingredient, unique flavor

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

come join our server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have the rarest and most delicious plant that will blow your mind and taste buds! it’s so rare that its genetic code won’t evolve naturally, so you can only find it on our server!

rumor has it that this plant has magical powers and will give you superhuman strength and speed in the game. imagine being able to mine diamonds in seconds and build the most epic structures in record time!

but be warned, this plant is so powerful that other players will stop at nothing to get their hands on it. you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players to protect your precious plant and reap the rewards.

join our server now and become the ultimate plant warrior! who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the plant’s full potential and ruling the server with an iron fist. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

FitCraft: Weight is Overrated

Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Exercise, fit, FitCraft, FITNESS, Fitness Matters, health, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, long tail tags, Longevity, normal weight, obesity, Overrated, physical activity, Premature death, research, risk reduction, strength training, weight, wellness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!

research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!

Block Club

action, agility, battle, BLOCK, Clans, club, Combat, Customization, Defense, DOMINANCE, Dps, Elemental, Faction, GOLD, multiplayer, Network, Offense, power, strategy, Subclass, Support, TANK, Victory

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2087	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Votes:	5231	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

🌟 Ready to lead your clan to victory?
Join Block Club’s Nexus Wars, a fast-paced, magical team battle that combines strategy, action, and endless customization. 🌟

🛠️ What is Nexus Wars?
Nexus Wars is an exhilarating multiplayer game mode where four clans battle for dominance! Each clan has a unique style: 🦌 Antler: Masters of defense, holding the line with resilience and strength. 🦈 Fin: Balanced warriors, excelling in both offense and defense. 🐺 Fang: Ferocious attackers, wielding raw power to crush enemies. 🦅 Talon: Agile and cunning, dominating the battlefield with speed and precision.

🛠️ What is Nexus Wars?

Nexus Wars is an exhilarating multiplayer game mode where four clans battle for dominance! Each clan has a unique style: 🦌 Antler: Masters of defense, holding the line with resilience and strength. 🦈 Fin: Balanced warriors, excelling in both offense and defense. 🐺 Fang: Ferocious attackers, wielding raw power to crush enemies. 🦅 Talon: Agile and cunning, dominating the battlefield with speed and precision.

⚔️ Core Features:
💎 Custom Items: Earn gold during matches to purchase and upgrade powerful items that enhance your abilities. With over 100 unique combinations, tailor your loadout to your strategy. 🔥 Subclasses: Choose your role – Tank, DPS, or Support – to contribute your unique strengths to the team. 🌊 Magical Abilities: Command elemental powers like Fire, Water, Air, and Earth to control the battlefield. 🛡️ Clan-Based Combat: Join one of four clans and fight for their legacy with tailored strategies. 🎮 Balanced Gameplay: No pay-to-win – skill, teamwork, and strategy determine victory!

⚔️ Core Features:

💎 Custom Items: Earn gold during matches to purchase and upgrade powerful items that enhance your abilities. With over 100 unique combinations, tailor your loadout to your strategy. 🔥 Subclasses: Choose your role – Tank, DPS, or Support – to contribute your unique strengths to the team. 🌊 Magical Abilities: Command elemental powers like Fire, Water, Air, and Earth to control the battlefield. 🛡️ Clan-Based Combat: Join one of four clans and fight for their legacy with tailored strategies. 🎮 Balanced Gameplay: No pay-to-win – skill, teamwork, and strategy determine victory!

🕹️ How to Play:
1️⃣ Join a Clan: Pick your side – Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon. 2️⃣ Choose a Subclass: Select Tank, DPS, or Support to define your role. 3️⃣ Earn Gold: Gather gold during matches from item generators within the map. 4️⃣ Upgrade and Dominate: Use your gold to unlock powerful custom items and maximize your abilities. 5️⃣ Victory Awaits: Protect your Nexus while launching strategic attacks on your enemies. Destroy all opposing Nexuses to claim glory!

🕹️ How to Play:

1️⃣ Join a Clan: Pick your side – Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon. 2️⃣ Choose a Subclass: Select Tank, DPS, or Support to define your role. 3️⃣ Earn Gold: Gather gold during matches from item generators within the map. 4️⃣ Upgrade and Dominate: Use your gold to unlock powerful custom items and maximize your abilities. 5️⃣ Victory Awaits: Protect your Nexus while launching strategic attacks on your enemies. Destroy all opposing Nexuses to claim glory!

🌟 Server Details:
💻 IP Address: `play.mcblockclub.com` 🛠️ Version: 1.20.6+ 🚀 Status: Early Access – Be among the first to play and help shape the game!

🌟 Why Play Block Club’s Nexus Wars?
💡 Unique magical abilities. ⚙️ Custom items with League of Legends-style gold mechanics. 🎉 Thrilling battles and endless strategies. 🏆 The ultimate test of teamwork and skill!

🎮 Join Now and Prove Your Mastery!
🔥 The battlefield awaits – will you rise to the challenge? Be part of Block Club’s Nexus Wars early access and help shape the future of this epic game mode. Lead your clan to glory today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a clan in Nexus Wars?	Players can join a clan by selecting their desired clan (Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon) when starting a new game.
What are the different sub-classes available in Nexus Wars?	The sub-classes available are Tank, DPS, and Support, each with unique roles and abilities to contribute to the team.
How do I earn gold in Nexus Wars?	Gold can be earned during matches from item generators within the map. Players can then use this gold to purchase and upgrade powerful custom items.
Is Nexus Wars pay-to-win?	No, Nexus Wars is not pay-to-win. Victory in the game mode is determined by skill, teamwork, and strategy rather than monetary advantages.

Incel Haven 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, acceptance, belonging, charisma, facebook, Friends, Haven, incel, instagram, Loneliness, mental health, networking, Online Community, racism, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, social media, social-networking, Support, tiktok

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	846
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	218	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Bro, forget about all those normie social media platforms. Join our Minecraft server instead!

We don’t care if you’re not hot enough for Instagram or TikTok, we just want you to build epic structures and survive the creepers.

And who needs to be racist for X when you can join a community of blocky pixel pals who just want to have a good time?

YouTube? More like PooTube, are we right? Come join us and show off your redstone skills instead.

And Facebook? That’s for old people, bro. Get with the times and join our server where age is just a number and creativity is king.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine and craft our way to friendship and fun!

NoobRescue Minecraft Server

arrest, Blackmail, collect funds, consequences, demanding, escorts, Extortion, Felony.., funds, future career, Minecraft, misdemeanor, missed appointments, NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Recourse, Scamming.., Server, solicitation, spoiled son, stern talking to, young man

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	695
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

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