Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 452 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 278 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3250 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 170 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3358 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8224 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4070 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
