Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Star Shards Collected: 169 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY