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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 294 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Ores Mined: 9114 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28
Divine Spears Created: 26 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY