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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 17
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Holy Grails Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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