Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars | New Minecraft Servers 2024

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9232

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyRejects

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SabotageCraftEU

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Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines, Unique Plugins

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

Adventure, boss fights, Breathe, claim flags, Community, Crate rewards, custom abilities, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dynamic Survival, EXCITEMENT, forgetting, Heads, in-game ranks, Land claiming, Lost, Perks, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Rtp, sea, Shop, smp, Sub-ranks, Tpa, Trade

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

Features:

A Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
Player-Driven Economy	Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

Join Us:

Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
What is the economy like on Blue Horizon?	We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?	We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	531213	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

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Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4741
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HolyWoofMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Ores Mined:	1087	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockBribez

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Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1623	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2