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Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

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Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

Features:

A Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
Player-Driven Economy	Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

Join Us:

Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
What is the economy like on Blue Horizon?	We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?	We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

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Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HolyWoofMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	85690

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockBribez

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Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	5140	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

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come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crops Grown:	6810
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mastermind Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	985	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.