Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 493 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
Mines Excavated: 2361 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY