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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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