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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Dimension Hops: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 372 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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