LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mines Excavated: 4181
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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