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TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

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In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Aetheria Cobblemon

Aetheria, anti-grief, Biomes, Cobblemon, Community, Double Shiny Odds, Economy, Global Trading System, Legendary Spawns, Minecraft, No Fall Damage, NPC Shopkeepers, Pokehunts, pokemon, Pokeriding, Shiny Particles, Special Pokemon, starter, Survival, Terralith, Unique, Vanilla

Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Anarchy mode, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Free Admin, Friends system, gold block, Grief, Leveling, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

anarchyfilled, Caves, Chaos, disguises, Haven, mMinecraft.org, REIGNS, Safe, Skyblock, Tekkit, Vanilla, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	mMinecraft.org
Address	https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
Features	Never reset Minimal to no anticheat Minimal to no rules Custom mobs Custom plugins Custom enchants Guns Optional protection blocks 2b2t fitmc Top balance and vote cash prize Free ranks Free 32k kits Vanilla Tekkit Disguises Skyblock Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it Many more

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any reset on the server?	No, the server never resets.
Are there any strict rules on the server?	Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
What are the available game modes?	The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
Can players use protection blocks?	Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
Are there any cash prizes available?	Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

ASKED, assumption, doubt, funny, humor, humorous guess, Improbable, lol, prediction, question.., sarcasm, speculation, uncertainty, unlikely, unlikely event, unlikely outcome, unlikely question, unlikely scenario, unlikely situation, wild guess, Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, celebrity influence, Ethics, Fame, fashion trends, image, influence on youth, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Morals, Music (Industry), Music Lyrics, personal growth, pop stars, PopVsRapRoleModels, public perception, rap stars, RESPONSIBILITY, role models, smp, social media, societal impact, success, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	6677
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	328
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	66
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	619
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3