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QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4849
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8067	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9306	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	109
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	141
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1738	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4198
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Second Season Snubbed

CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, cult classic, deserving, deserving of renewal, disappointed fans, fan favorite, long overdue, missed opportunity, Overlooked, Potential, Renewal, Season, Second season, series, Show, snubbed, television, TV, Underrated, unfinished business, unjustly ended

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial love, family, family intimacy, family love, family members, family relationships, Family secrets, family taboo, feet experience, forbidden desires, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, Fun, Incest, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, secret desires, Server, sexual adventures, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships, Wincest

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Beach, Blender models, Bum, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hug that gator, Low Poly models, Mods, previous threads, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, wani, Wednesday, Wifin’ in the beach edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5