BlockyRoads Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter crazy scenarios like this all the time! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a random guy blocks your path. What do you do? Do you challenge him to a dance-off? Or maybe you try to negotiate with him using a stack of cooked chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every corner is filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious encounters. Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	2683	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	3583
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7012
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Star Shards Collected:	77
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	143
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045