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EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	7101
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Farms Harvested:	280	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Potions Brewed:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Buildings Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	634	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3999
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchantments Applied:	226	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
New Chunks Explored:	879569	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3443	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	587801	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	5182	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6