BlockyHeirloom | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	6211	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	2357
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1632	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Latin HappyCraft

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come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lost My Spirit Minecraft SMP

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¿Estás cansado de aburridos servidores de Minecraft donde todo es predecible y monótono? ¡Pues únete a nuestro loco SMP donde las reglas son solo una sugerencia y la diversión es lo único que importa!

Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.

Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.

Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1184
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Potions Brewed:	139	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	822983	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18