BlockyHeirloom | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Assassination, Attack, Conflict, extremist, gunmen, iran, Iranian Revolution, kill, local chief, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Paramilitary, political violence, revolutionary guard, RevolutionCraft, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, violence in Iran

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1461	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	69
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Villages Defended:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Items Found:	8008
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	910

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

bad, Bants, blocky, criticism, deficient, disagreeable, DISAPPOINTING, disapproval, displeasing, Faulty, Flawed, Imperfect, inadequate, INFERIOR, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, objectionable, Poor, Server, subpar, UNACCEPTABLE, unfavorable, unsatisfactory, unsuitable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Star Shards Collected:	116
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4385	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Potions Brewed:	195	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9306
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

abhorrent, abominable, appalling, Despicable, detestable, disgust, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, NoCreepersAllowed, odious, off-putting, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, sickening, stomach-turning, unappetizing, Vile

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2046	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	105	Villages Defended:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Latin HappyCraft

close connections, cultural factors, economic situation, Explanation, Happiness, happiness factors, happiness research, happiness study, HappyCraft, high happiness, income, latin, Latin America, Latin American culture, Latin American society, life satisfaction, Paper, personal relationships, Positive Psychology, research, Social Connections, well-being

come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minecraft, Server, social community, social engagement, Social Interaction, social marketing, social media, social media analytics, social media branding, social media content, social media engagement, social media influencers, social media management, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media presence, social media strategy, social networking sites, social platforms, social sharing, social-networking, socials

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2