BlockyGrowthSpurt16 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	8223
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyBullyz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

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Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4339
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Superior Kami Trio? Look no further, because our server is so epic, even the demons from Digital Devil Saga are jamming to our soundtracks on repeat!

Join our server and fuse with other players like a true fusion autist with our Megaten Fusion Tools. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so legendary, even Atlus Japan is tweeting about us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	263	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1238
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1149

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Creepers: Where Weirdos Unite to Build, Explore, and Troll in Blocky World

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and average adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, we only attract the most bizarre and wacky players from around the world!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a llama as your trusty sidekick, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn any block into a giant slice of pizza.

So, if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Funky Fudge Factory

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.

Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it gets leaked in a forum post).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	187	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

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Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4563	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Third World Imports – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon to make things interesting – the mobs have learned how to integrate into society! That’s right, you could be trading with a creeper or having a dance party with a zombie in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is all about diversity and we truly believe that it is our strength. We have players from all walks of life, from villagers to endermen, all coming together to create a truly unique and wacky community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your new best friend in a pigman!

So come join us and see for yourself why this could be your city next. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2209	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3051	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5