BlockyDeathPredictor | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Towns Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Holy Grails Found:	3

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3378	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Potions Brewed:	60	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7693	Magic Items Found:	3022
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	3693	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crops Grown:	7128	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1817
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	583671
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Emeralds Found:	4735	New Chunks Explored:	598073
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	141	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	8495
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Dimension Hops:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	57
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Potions Brewed:	156	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3