Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 240 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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