Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
Crops Grown: 1336 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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