Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Mines Excavated: 2504
Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Ores Mined: 7236
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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