BlockyBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6218	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	8020
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Star Shards Collected:	270
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	8284	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4380	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	176	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9458
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Items Found:	8957

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Towns Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13