BlockyBlunders | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	222
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7020	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8893	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Animals Bred:	81
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	2613

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Buildings Constructed:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	178
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Potions Brewed:	111	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1064
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9184	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4