hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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