hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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