Blocky Trump Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RoomRaidersMC

Boundaries, Communication, expanding family, family dynamics, family expectations, Futon, future plans, guest accommodations, guest room, holiday tensions, hosting guests, Nursery, office space, parenting, peaceful resolutions, personal priorities, prioritizing others, relationships, RoomRaidersMC, small living space, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	242	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming experience over everything else, just like this player prioritizes her own comfort over her dad’s expectations!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without worrying about accommodating annoying guests. No need for pull-out couches or Murphy beds here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Just like this player put her foot down with her dad, you can put your foot down and demand the best gaming experience possible. No need to entertain guests for days on end, just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time.

So come on over to our server, where we promise not to judge you for wanting to prioritize yourself and your gaming experience. Happy mining in 2025!

CraftyCash SMP

Budget, budget buster, cheap hobby, costly, costly activity, costly hobby, costly hobbyist, costly pastime, CraftyCash, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive interest, expensive pursuit, financial burden, financial strain, high cost, money drain, Money Pit, pricey hobby, PRICEY., smp, wallet draining hobby

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Farms Harvested:	266	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1852
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Star Shards Collected:	251	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	281485
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7001	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	2040
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Potions Brewed:	166
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6838	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Players:	102/500	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Items Found:	5978
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7737
Farms Harvested:	274	Void Armor Forged:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3