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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Crops Grown: 6689
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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