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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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