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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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