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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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