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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Enchantments Applied: 283
Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Epic Quests Completed: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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