Blocky McBlockface | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ores Mined:	3997
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	5906	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

InkBlockerCraft

Agreement, bad review, Business, Communication, Conflict, consequences, customer service, Disappointment, Fading, hand tattoo, InkBlockerCraft, loyalty, misunderstanding, public review, regular customer, reputation, resolution, Scammed, Shop, tattoo artist, touch up

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer FREE touch-ups on your pixel art tattoos! Just like this poor soul who got scammed by their tattoo artist, we promise to make your builds look even better than before without charging you a single diamond. And if we don’t deliver, feel free to leave a bad review on our server website and ruin our pixelated reputation! Join us now for a chance to get your blocks touched up for free, and maybe even make some new blocky friends along the way. Don’t miss out on this outrageous opportunity to get your virtual ink looking fresh!

Trash2Classy Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Class, double standards, fashion, income inequality, judgement, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, Perception, Poor, POVERTY, Privilege, Rich, smp, social hierarchy, social status, societal norms, Stereotypes, Trash2Classy, TRASHY, wealth

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	8911
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the fanciest place ever! We got diamonds for days, bro, like you can swim in them and stuff. And get this, if you’re poor, having a dirt house is trashy, but if you’re rich, having a dirt house is classy AF. Like, who even needs a mansion when you can have a dirt shack, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz

CraftyMinecraftLifeHackz, daily habits, daily routine, efficiency, habit formation, life hack, life pro tips, Life skills, Optimization, organization, personal growth, practical advice, productivity, self improvement, simplifying, standard practice, streamlining, success, Time management, time-saving, tips and tricks

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	2277
Dimension Hops:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, discovery, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, mettle, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, Realms, Secrets, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

What is this Minecraft server all about?

This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

How many realms are available to join?

There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.

How can I join this Minecraft server?

To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!

Where can I find more information about this server?

You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	New Chunks Explored:	283509
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	1683	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Votes:	1055	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8557
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	136
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Players:	110/200	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3