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SelfLoathingCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

LebCraft Presidential Showdown

army chief, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Government, leadership, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, power, president, PRESIDENTIAL, showdown, Stalemate, TRANSITION, united states, US-backed, Victory

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the US-backed army chief has been elected as the president of Lebanon, ending a stalemate that lasted for years. why join, you ask? well, because now you can build your own presidential palace and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! show them who’s boss by creating laws and enforcing them with your army of pixelated minions. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the president is a minecraft character? it’s like living in a virtual reality where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so come on, join us and let’s make lebanon great again… in minecraft!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	580	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cpxm.vanilla-box.ru

CreateHive [Modded]

Adventure, aeroplanes, Community, CreateHive, Creative, Custom Plugins, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Here are 20 comma separated tags from the Minecraft server description that are not part of the content provided: missions, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

CreateHive Minecraft Server

Hi all!

I run a Minecraft server called CreateHive. We have over 100 members now. Our server has create add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!

If you wish to join, head over to our website at https://createhive.org !

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the CreateHive server?	Visit our website at https://createhive.org and follow the instructions for joining.
What add-ons does the server have?	We have add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!
How many members does CreateHive have?	We have over 100 members currently.
Can I suggest new add-ons for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members. You can contact us through our website.

Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Emeralds Found:	6152
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5890
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	421060
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2607	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Votes:	5098
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	279
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	5044	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	1726	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	7412	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2744	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	1121
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	23