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Players: 103/800 Votes: 2367
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Zombie Dances: 5

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! 🤪 Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and diamonds galore!

🌟 Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of cows in tuxedos come dancing by, handing out enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! 🐄🍏

🔥 Need a break from all the mining and crafting? How about joining our epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride around on giant chickens as their victory prize? 🐔🏆

🌈 And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted fishing rods that can catch you the rarest fish in the game! 🧜‍♀️🎣

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creeper clowns lurking around every corner! 🤡💥

🔗 Check out our website for more info and redeem codes to unlock even more wacky surprises in-game! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🤩🎮

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 6503
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Magic Items Found: 6751
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 6469
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magic Items Found: 2685
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 2015
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Animals Bred: 73 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9609
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Animals Bred: 143 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 3957
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Crops Grown: 3268
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 314 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Falling into the Void: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 323781 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 489
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9217
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8899 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Farms Harvested: 428 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 8682
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 9281
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2326
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 266 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 471
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dimension Hops: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8518
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 5643
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 113222 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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  • FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

    FratPartyGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 520
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Ores Mined: 6008
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

    Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

    Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

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