| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 480 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 79 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 557 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 7908 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 3292 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3969 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.
But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 209 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all, our server also hosts epic tournaments where players battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Forget about fighting zombies and skeletons, here you’ll be facing off against legendary warrior cats and dragons!
And let’s not forget about our upcoming DLC, introducing the one and only Beatrix – a fierce warrior with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams! Can your pickaxe handle that level of awesomeness? Join now and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in a world filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the fun!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8048 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant squid as your trusty steed? On our server, anything is possible! We even have a special quest where you have to defeat a dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server has a secret society of penguins who are actually conspiracy theorists in disguise. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with them!
So come join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8223 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8330 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us if you appreciate tomboys and want to spread the love for women who look like twinks! Our community is dedicated to Total Tomboy Appreciation, so if you’re a fan of women who rock that edgy, boyish style, this is the place for you!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tomboy society where we plan epic pranks and pull off outrageous stunts. Rumor has it that our leader is a tomboy ninja who can build entire cities in minutes with her bare hands!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where tomboys reign supreme and anything is possible! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the tomboy lifestyle and never want to leave!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and experience epic battles with mutant chickens, go on treasure hunts for diamonds guarded by ninja pandas, or even challenge the mighty Cactus Queen to a dance-off (spoiler alert: she’s got some killer dance moves).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to have secret portals to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpet and zombies throw dance parties to Thriller. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because here, anything can happen (and probably will)!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
