| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 261 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Crops Grown: | 2820 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2493 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 183 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 105 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.
So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?
If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 577610 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 280006 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 104 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
