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KuntCraft: Where Creepers are less common than your mom jokes!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of killer bunnies that have taken over the server. These bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player blood and will stop at nothing to hunt you down!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. Rumor has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts that can help you conquer the killer bunnies and rule the server.

So, if you’re brave enough to face killer bunnies and explore an underground city, then come join us on our server. Just remember, in this world, the question is not “Which is more common in your kunt?” but rather “Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life?”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DungeonCrawl LOLz: Survive & Thrive to the Last Level!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even reaching the last dungeon won’t make you want to stop playing! In fact, we have players who have been stuck in the last dungeon for years because they just can’t bear for the game to be over. Join us and become part of the never-ending adventure!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. From building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether to creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, the possibilities are endless.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and never finish the game – because who needs closure when you can keep having fun forever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	637526
Void Gems Collected:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

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Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Streamy McStreamFace: We Stream Once Every 2 Months and It’s Glorious!

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Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers who only stream once in a blue moon? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have the NUMBER 1 VTuber who streams once every 2 months! That’s right, she’s so good that she doesn’t even need to stream regularly to stay on top.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of our VTuber as she battles against other VTubers who just can’t seem to keep up. Will she reign supreme? Will she finally reveal why she only streams once every 2 months? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6736
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FamilyCraft: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and building forts is a family affair!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic quests where you can team up with your family members to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or embark on a hilarious scavenger hunt to find the rarest items in the game. Need a break from all the action? Relax at our virtual beach resort where you can build sandcastles with your kids or challenge your grandma to a fishing competition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at our infamous Parkour Challenge, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most family-centric Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	1328
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the Houthis take on Israel in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	35	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafting Chaos – Where Creeper meets RuneScape in the ultimate gaming mashup! #rsg #minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the iconic Draynor Village and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ores Mined:	7833
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Crops Grown:	2674	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3