Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	4001

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Animals Bred:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MOOville Snapcraft

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8408
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Farms Harvested:	806
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5080

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12